My mother and her friends.

- Put an old parking ticket on your windshield thinking that Ms. Inspector will think they’ve already passed this way.

The smarter way to do this is to put the current ticket from your wind shield on someone else’s car. Most people don’t even check the number plate on the ticket before paying the fine.

And no I’ve never done this. Some fool tried to do it to me.

I hope this one works… As a speeding fine isn’t what I want for Xmas.

- Access your neighbour’s wireless portal and think that they won’t mind.

They shouldn’t mind as they were stupid enough not to use sercurity.

- Mash your wet nightclub stamp onto another’s wrist to avoid cover charge.

The stamp goes on backwards.