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By: aamutar » Beach Etiquette

aamutar » Beach Etiquette — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:32:01 +0000

[...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt Being that Sydney’s experiencing a rather warm spring, and that school holidays are on us here in NSW, people are flocking to the point where water meets dirt, the beach. Here’s a few pedantic pointers to make sure your day at the seaside is tops. 1: Everyone knows that they’re undies. Go across the street and buy a $10 pair. We don’t need to see how your parents felt about circumsision through your wet jocks, please. 2: Even though the signs says “no ball games” you can get awa with it if [...]

By: Polls

Polls — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:13:44 +0000

Also… just because a chick goes to the beach by herself, doesn’t mean she wants to get picked up: It’s difficult to get out of a conversation with someone who is squatting over you practically while you are lying on your stomache half naked with obviously no better place to be.
-approach girls who are with friends, they will be more relaxed.
-at least wait until she has gotten up to get an ice-cream, that way she can say ‘thank you’ and walk away if she’s not digging it.
But being friendly in general is ace!

By: kitty

kitty — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:39:35 +0000

Can I add ….
You don’t have to kill stuff to have fun.
I often find young boys running around the rocks in the intertidal zone trying to find stuff to kill for fun.

By: Bunga Prameswari

Bunga Prameswari — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:43:18 +0000

its hilarious, thanks for making me laugh loudly in my office and having people looking at me thinking that im some kind of a looney.

Bunga xx

By: arc angel )(

arc angel )( — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:56:39 +0000

‘The gentleman’s guide to having a perv’, by Andrew G. Love it. No one will be convinced that you where looking in exactly the same direction as the bare boobs but at something completely different and far more interesting, but it makes things more pleasant for all concerned.
Everybody can forgive a look but nobody likes a leer!
Also, double the applications of sunblock on the little un’s as they burn twice as fast as we seasoned performers!!!

By: kaz

kaz — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:01:03 +0000

No dogs!! I love them but not when they are licking the sunscreen off my legs and coating me in sand.

No beach tents thoughtlessly erected in front of me so that I can’t even see the sea!

Aaah summer – I can hardly wait…..

By: candy_loaded_kat

candy_loaded_kat — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:49:34 +0000

Katrina’s summer hints.
Stay inside.
Run a bath if you want to go swimming, sun bake off the rays of the television or interweb.
Minimise human contact by switching off mobile, draw blinds and lock house.

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Weekly Wrap Up 07/10/07 | Snoskred - Life in the Country — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:44:06 +0000

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By: butterfly

butterfly — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:36:49 +0000

Okay, stop it you’re making me jealous.
It may be sunny here but its cold and I’m miles from the nearest beach.
I want to be on the beach in the hot sunshine drinking fresh smoothies!

By: ipap

ipap — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:44:13 +0000

Great pointers and yes they should be a checklist at all beaches as someone else mentioned. I was at the beach on Wednesday and experienced a few of these.In regards to point no.14, a gorgeous guy said hello to me as I walked passed and although I didn’t say anything, I just smiled in acknowledgement, and feel bad now, because did I mention he was gorgeous, I will in future ask for sunblock whether they have any or not, so thanks for the tip.