Monthly Archives: September 2007

1: Why do tradesmen always have to start making shitloads of noise with their noise-accented concrete cutting, jack-hammering machines at seven a.m.? Why can’t they work the same hours as the rest of us? How would they feel if we … Continue reading →

I have discovered something remarkable today. “Nap” has the same amount of syllables as “Run”. And, I can sleep for forty-five minutes in the same amount of time I can run 8k in the soft sand. Amazing!! xx aa

Hello. Think about where you’ve been in the last three months, what web sites you’ve visited, what files you’ve downloaded, who you spoke with and texted on the phone and where you were when you made those calls. Anything in … Continue reading →

A quick note about how I can tell Summer is on the way here in Bondi Beach. – Every third person is either Irish or from the North of England, and they are complaining about nothing in particular. – Late … Continue reading →

I just got home from the Silverfinger/Powderchair show and my oh my what a proud Australian I am. Fifteen thousand people crammed into the stadium, on their feet singing and dancing the entire time. What a great, great day for … Continue reading →

Bow down emo lameness, and bathe in the gruseome power metal galloping glory that is IRON MAIDEN. Oh yes, my friends. Maiden are back and they are touring Australia. RUN, don’t walk to Ticketmaster and secure yourself entry to the … Continue reading →

One of my neighbours on my floor only knows how to cook one thing, and cook it badly. Six out of seven nights a week I come home to my flat stinking of the burnt bone marrow of lamb chops. … Continue reading →

I’ve been listening to lots of bottle-neck blues artists lately. Where you get the neck of a bottle and use it to slide the notes up and down the instrument. Wonderfully crackly recodings from the 1920′s and 30′s. Songs called … Continue reading →