Monthly Archives: July 2007

5 minutes to midnight..

Australia, your brain is ready. Serving up tonight? Rob Mills hosting quizmania. Oh baby. At last! Top work tiger. Get in there and make a great one out of it. Millsworth on the TV. For hours and hours, just talkin’, … Continue reading

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Interweb radio

Bust your bandwidth with some of these super tunes. Put on a Fez hat and mix up a martini. Bust out the Theremin and fire up the moog. Dress up like a burlesque dancer and shake it to the floor … Continue reading

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Things I’ve learned.Crocs, Bikes and racist jokes..

No matter who you are or what you are doing, if you are over the age of twelve, DO NOT wear those fucking disgusting Croc shoes.
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I’m so white. And I don’t care.

Last night I went to a brilliant club with some friends. After enough vodkas to get us all dancing, the DJ played ‘Fatman Scoop’. Me, and my really white friends all went ‘woo!’ and started shakin’ it like there’s no … Continue reading

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Warning!! Danger!!

Recently, as you know, I went to Bali to Surf for a week. Everyone I met cautioned me to “be careful, they have bombings there!”. The DAFT smart traveller website said “seriously reconsider all non-essential travel to Indonesia including Bali”. … Continue reading

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