Monthly Archives: February 2006

Same like normal, just wetter.

Why is it that the moment it starts to rain, people forget how to drive? Sure you need to exercise caution and all that, but completely losing the ability to do normal day to day driving functions like merging, changing … Continue reading

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California, über alles.

Every day I run up and down the mountain at the end of my street. I have a pair of those Oakley shades with the Mp3 player in them. I run better up mountains when I’m listening to rock n … Continue reading

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Waitin’ for the man.

Every morning I ride the deadly treadly down to the coffee shop at the end of the street. It’s right next door to the liquor store on the corner. This morning I was the first customer in there, and I … Continue reading

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83 minutes.

An Open Letter to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, directors of ‘Date Movie’. Gentlemen, My name is Andrew and I work in television in Australia, a small suburb of America located in the south Pacific. I have never made anything … Continue reading

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Five times a day..

Ok. Lots of talk in the news at the moment. Best to understand what it’s all about before making comment.. So, if you feel like it, read this (which was written by the Saudi Embassy in Washington, so bear that … Continue reading

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G is for Günsberg

Here’s a copy of an article I wrote for the lovely folk who publish the Jewish community newsletter in Brisbane. It was in response to a request to talk about being Jewish and being on the telly. I’m posting it … Continue reading

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She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

I got sick of driving the canyonero around just to drive two blocks away, so I bought a low rider. It’s sick. As a result I’ve been singing a really brilliant Syd Barret song from an early Pink Floyd record, … Continue reading

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Justa Walkin’ the dog.

Every morning I take the dog for a walk to pee and poo. She’s a golden Lab and possibly the most harmless ball of doggy love you’ve ever met. However, the kids who are on the way to the Ultra-Orthodox … Continue reading

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Listen..

Hey, Much as I love Jay and the Doctor in the mornings, and FBI (in Sydney) all day, The two greatest radio stations on the planet can be listened to online. Firstly KDAY – Hip Hop today and Back in … Continue reading

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Brainiest.

Told you I looked like I’ve got ADD up there on that quiz show. Thanks for the T-shirt George. I really like your clothes. Thanks for all the essays you wrote. I’ll try and put a few up on another … Continue reading

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