Monthly Archives: December 2005

Ok. In light of a flood of emails concerning my wellbeing, I should clarify that my last post was a vain stab to try cover the fact that I have no comedic ability, and was in an effort to try … Continue reading →

Hey. In light of certain circumstances I’ve been advised by my lawyers, my psychic, my spiritual guide, and my Mum, that it would be best to get out of the country for a while. Please do take care of each … Continue reading →

Sorry, as an afterthought, I believe I should tell you that I managed to find time to slip into the Kubrick exhibition down at ACMI in Federation Square in Melbourne the other day. Here I am with a Moloko girl. … Continue reading →

I’ve got a dog squad in my driveway, a road block at the end of my street and about two hundred cops all over my suburb. I stopped and chatted with lots of them while I walked down to get … Continue reading →

What is this? I live there… What am I supposed to do? Hide under the couch? I’m an immigrant!! Who should I be afraid of? Skips or wogs? I don’t look skippy but I’m damn sure I’m woggy! Arrrgh!!!+! Breathe … Continue reading →

Ok. So The Bus Show yesterday was cool. Coolish. It was full of young fellas all revved up and looking for the bit when the drums kick back in during ‘West End Riot’ from about 3pm. So it was kind … Continue reading →

G’day. it’s rather late and I’m quite tired after eating a massive vegan feast at Soul Mama’s in St Kilda, but I have a quick question…I empty all the pockets out of my jeans and shorts when I do my … Continue reading →

But I’ll see you in Federation Square on Thursday to see the greatest guitar player in Australia right now, Chris Cheney rock your arses off so hard you’ll need a new pair of pants. Here’s what happened last time we … Continue reading →

Ok so yesterday at Cronulla, which is a beach in Sydney’s south, there was possibly the most despicable and openly racist proceedings that have happened in my country for years. I am gobsmacked that it was even allowed to escalate … Continue reading →

WTF happened in Cronulla yesterday? What country do I live in? A country where a racist mob can openly bash people in public just because they have an apperence of ethnicity? What decade is this again? This problem is a … Continue reading →