Message boards are strange, my index finger hurts and a few other things I learned this week..
who’s a busy boy then?

Ok so I’m feeling super fat and ugly this week, gotta cut down on the beers. BUsted my heel so I can’t run, more on that in a moment.

I had the best time ever at the kids’ choice awards, I won best burp over Toby from Human Nature and Guy Sebastian! Killer..After a night of getting slimed, I went and had dinner with George Negus and His Partner Kirsty. It was the most incredible polarised evening, but super cool. He’s a cool cat. He’s seen some crazy shit, and crikey it was amazing to eat dinner with him.

I went surfing earlier this week and managed to kick away from my board under a wave, not only bruising my heel but getting a healthy fin chop while I’m at it. Mmm Uncomfortable.

I love jabba, he’s the greatest. We go see him tomorrow. That will be cool.

I have to tell you that I learned an interesting thing this week, and that’s if you dwell on how fat, ugly, lonely you are yo’re in trouble. Try and see what you are to others, and live that instead. You are someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend, someone’s loved daughter or son, someone’s inspiration, someone’s lover, soemone’s reason for getting out of the house to hang out with you. That’s how the world sees you. Be it.

One more thing. The Australian Idol message boards are hilarious.

x andrewgthatguyfromv@yahoo.com

Jabba is you TV god. and six other things I learned this week.

Hi. Lost the plot a bit this week.

Here’s some things I learned.

1: Melbourne still rules. I was in town for the Bubble last weekend and ended up at the Hi-Fi bar at a party thrown by Duckpond the Lillypad crew from the Big Day Out. Kamahl was there he signed my arm. About 2:30am I was stuffing gifts from Club X into the hatch at the bubble for the boys. Six men in one box and nothing to read? Gotta do what you can.

2: Jabba is your TV god. Bow down and worship him. He is a false god, worth breaking a commandment for. I love him.

3: I didn’t swear on Idol, but they bleeped me anyway.

4: Surfing makes you feel better. Scrabble with friends makes you feel better. Getting a spooning while you sleep makes you feel better. Getting up early and going for a run then doing some yoga makes you feel better. Eating good food makes you feel better. Try any of the above if you’ve been feeling shit. I was and it took me to long to remember to snap myself out of it. Better now.

5: The Chinese guy who does massage across the street has blue eyes, and all sorts of interesting machies that he uses to make your neck feel better. It was kind of freaky, and my back looks like I have the biggest hickeys on earth down my spine, but I feel a bit better.

6: My brother and his partner Sara came and stayed on my couch on the weekend to hang out and watch idol. They’re ace. He’s stupidly good at Halo. I mean, the guy’s a freakshow. He’s spent far too much time on his Xbox.

Gotta go. Mark, Tom and Travis joining us on the show today. Be good to each other, and your Mum. Smile at people on the street, ask that cute guy or girl out to dinner. You’ll end up in the same place you were if you didn’t if they say no. Enjoy it!

email if you need to

andrewgthatguyfromv@yahoo.com

x g

So on Sunday which was my day off, I went to a place called ‘The Gap’ which is a spot about 1k south of the heads of Sydney Harbour. I went with my friend Alison, we sat on a park bench and drank a bottle of Pinot  Noir and played Scrabble looking out over the harbour. It was all time. She’s great. 

We went to the Bubble on Tuesday and if you thought I idolised Jabba before – I love him now.

Jabba is my God of television.

Anyway. You all should worship his greatness on the telly.

I am going home to bed I’m so tired from watching BUbble TV all night.

Hello to the two super cute cops who picked me up and gave me a ride the other day. Mmmmm, cute girls who have firearms..Mmmm..

Gotta split.x g